Step one: Beer.
Step two: Necromancy.
Step three: ……………
Step four: Profit.
All the best/worst plans start the same way. Like the $150 deep fryer, because SOMEONE kept going on about fried chicken.
I hope you’re happy.
I had heartburn for hours.HOURS.
Voodoo holder courtesy of Flying Monkeys, which is a pretty amazing brewery up in Barrie… but admittedly, I bought this beer based purely on two factors. A) Its called netherworld and B) Its called netherworld.
This is the latest lot we've assembled. The green fella there we're calling 'envy' for reasons which are probably fairly obvious. He's the only one of the lot with glow in the dark eyes: hold him up to a bright light source for a few seconds to charge and bam... glowy horrible eyes. Everybody in this batch has found new homes. Intoxicants not included... we drank them all. *cough*